/* Script to generate random quotes for a page.
* Author: Dan D'Alimonte
* Usage:
* In the include:
* Where you want the quote to appear:
*
*/
var quotes = [
/* start quotes. Quotes must be contained in ", have no "s
* in them and end with a , if not the last one.
*/
"Change is good.",
"Usually more fun than a sharp stick in the eye!",
"Be what you're not.",
"Meet other weirdos like yourself.",
"Not affiliated with Enron.",
"Halloween shouldn't be the only time you're not human.",
"We're the ones your mom warned you about.",
"No. Not The Airport Guys.",
"We've been to Canada. No. Really.",
"Let's all follow the bunnies into traffic!",
"Hey, where'd everyone go?",
"Bringing freaks together for over ten years.",
"Come get your own cocktail umbrella!",
"The bunnies want you to attend. Do not disappoint the bunnies.",
"Got change for a buck?",
"Expose Your Inner Self.",
"More hygiene per-capita than Anthrocon.",
"Scaring normal people since 1998.",
"And you thought these people were insane online; just wait till you meet them in real life!",
"Now with 60% more cheese!",
"40% zinc, 30% iron, 40% titanium, and 40% dolemite.",
"Frink!",
"Sheep-Tested, Viqsin-Approved!",
"On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog. Here, they can find out!",
"A TSA-Bash Haiku -- Just Like Herding Cats, / The Late Night Runs to Denny's / Sure Are Fun To Watch.",
"Well, even a blind pig finds an acorn now and again.",
"All your bash are belong to us.",
"Rigor mortis had not yet set in, though the flies were taking a definite interest.",
"400 BABIES!!!",
"RAWBERRIES!!!",
"Schedules? What are those?",
"Yep."
/* End quotes. */
];
/* Print a random quote from the array above to the document. */
function printRandomQuote() {
var num = Math.floor(Math.random() * quotes.length);
document.write( quotes[num] );
}